Monday, January 7, 2008

Let's talk.

I saw that picture you posted of me with hair.
It wasn't funny.
Yes you.
You know who you are.
If you expect to have a healthy relationship with me, you will need to respect my boundaries.


I thought I could trust you.
I can hardly look you in the face now.

When will you ever learn?
I am perfect.
No improvements are needed...
I am part of the God's chosen Cat Kingdom.

I have chosen you to serve me.
Not the other way around.


Spooky said...

Amen, Tiggie. Tell Blondie exactly how you feel. That was a cruel thing to do. We Cats are perfect just as we are - no improvement can be made. Especially not hair.

By the way, buddy, if you have taken up drinking, we need to talk. Beverages with bubbles are not on the Healthy Cat Meal Plan.

Miss Kitty, NFC said...

Dearest Tiggie, I saw that post you refer to and I was appalled, just appalled! The redheaded person who feeds me, however, thought it was hilarious, she was laughing so hard she almost fell off her chair right on top of me. What is wrong with these humans? Do they not understand dignity?

I must say, you look very cosmopolitan sitting in that window with a lovely glass of something. Perhaps I can help erase the indignity of the unnamed horrific photo by posting this one of you in the window on my sidebar. I hope you do not mind....

Yours in cat friendship, Miss Kitty

Artsy Catsy said...

Tiggie & Hart, thanks for dropping by - it's great to meet you. And Tiggie, I fully identify with your superb catitude. Humans simply must understand just who is the servant and who is the served!