Forget the mice, when the people are away...

Us cats will play.
Hart has been smoking in the house.
Hee hee hee.

And we have been playing this really weird drinking game.

I probably have already said too much.

Whoa....

What was in the catnip anyway?

Our pet sitter ROCKS.

Hey Spookie, Miss Kitty, Tobee...wanna come over?

Yeah, it's cool.

They're gone. They won't know.

We had the possums and raccoons over last night. Now they know how to party.

Yeehaw.

I am not happy

I tried purring extra hard. They still left.
I hate it when the suitcases come out. I wound up eating tissue again, and that hurt my stomach, so I threw up.
Blondie had been vacuuming and cleaning so much I thought she would pass out.
And she yelled at Hart when he got in her way.

I don't get it.
Why do they go away?

I even sat on the bed and purred and purred while they put clothes in the suitcase. I finally was too tired to try anymore, so I curled up and went to sleep.

I think I am going to be sleeping alot.
Or at least until they come home.

They didn't even put up a tree for Hart and me this year.
I am depressed.
This is a horrible Christmas.

Work out

I know a lot of you out there are wondering how I stay so fit.
It is simple really.

I just make sure that I get in a good stretch work out every day, in addition to my cardio work out.
The cardio part is just tearing around the house as fast as I can, and includes racing along the back of the couch and jumping over the back of the big easy chair.
Every few days I also incorporate tree climbing. I'm up to four trees each session now. I always try to climb just a little higher each time too.

But stretching is key to staying limber. If you just do cardio you won't be able to make the kinds of moves necessary to get the string when it is dangled and pulled by the feeder folk.

So...begin with a nice cross stretch with right paw over left.
Bend your tail in the same direction as your right paw.
Keep your head and ears up, following the direction of your stretch.

Next reverse the stretch. This time put your right paw over your left, and bend your tail to the left as well.
For an added work out, hold your paw up for a count of five.
Try looking to your right.

Now lay flat, and point your muzzle in one direction, and your tail in the other.

Stand and cross your legs, holding your paw up for a count of nine.
Or one count for each life you have left.

Finally work on your "S" shape.

Be sure to find a great backdrop for your work out too.

It is a mind/body connection thing.

If you look good, you will feel good.

After your work out, take some time to wash up, and then settle in for a nice nap.

Hopefully when you wake up the people will have tidied the litter box, and you can reward them by begging for a treat.

Wrong.

moar funny pictures

A fellow orange cat gone so wrong. Wrong, wrong wrong.
I might have known him...somewhere....
I think I'm going to wash my tail now until I can forget I ever saw this picture.

This is how a tree should look.

I've never met the guy, but Uncle Rufus has the best Christmas tree ever.

Christmas Posing

This...is how you pose with Christmas gifts.

Nephew tolerates Christmas

Meowsie needs to get some balls.

And I don't mean the kind you chase down the hall either.

Posing in nature

When Bernie is outside, I am outside with him.
Usually Blondie comes outside to join us.
When Blondie is outside, she is taking pictures.
Sometimes she forgets that I am the most interesting sight in the yard.
Today I raced up the tree as soon as she started taking pictures of leaves.
She got a good shot of me, don't you think?
Later she played stick with me.
It was a good work out all the way around.

Candles...prayers....and then the fun starts.

I do look good by candle light. The more candles, the better.

And I am really good at dreidel.

I can spin those babies around the kitchen floor like nobody's business.

Like I said....I'm into posing.

Hart is getting better at it.

When I think of all the time I had to spent to teach him not run away just because Blondie had the camera out.

I finally got my own blog...

Let's get this party started!